Road Rage is a poem by David Erickson From his Stupid Poems collection.
On my way to work,
I sort of cut
A guy off in
Traffic.
He started riding
My ass
So I pumped
My breaks to
Get him
To back off.
He went all
Road-ragey on me,
Nearly side swiped me
As he sped by,
Then got in front of me
And slammed to a stop
Until
He’d forced me
From the road.
When I told my
Friends about this,
They had no sympathy.
Thanks.
For that.
Friends.